Then I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?” And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.
Down here in the Southern Hemisphere it’s spring. But this is just too good not to quote. From McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.
Source: mcsweeneys.net
