Zou Bisou Bisou…
How to brew Vietnamese coffee.
Then she moved to Iowa with my fucking binoculars. But I still have her pillow and book. But not the panties. They had stains in them. That’s actually not that bad a story, because good sex was involved. But I would totally have negative sex (can you do that? is there a way to cancel out having had sex with someone?) for a week to get my binoculars back. I can’t even tell if that thing in the tree across from my house is an owl or a fucking piece of wood.
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— Owls look a lot like pieces of wood, actually… I hear ya, bro!
This song. This guy. These moves. This video.
Things I like about this: EVERYTHING.
Agreed!
SMOKE SIGNALS EXHIBITION
People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.
You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.
Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.
You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.
- Banksy
This is a video about my upcoming show and the story behind the work. It’s a little more in depth and features my awesome friends and dad saying really nice things about me!
ASKEW ONE
SMOKE SIGNALS
16 March - 22 March
Weekdays 10am - 6pm
Weekend 10am - 4pm
The Australis Room
Australis House
36-38 Customs st
Britomart



